Amsterdam · 23 therapists · 21 and over

Amsterdam massage, explained in short and simple English

This is outcall massage in Amsterdam, Netherlands, written for visitors who read English as a second language. A therapist comes to your hotel room or apartment, and in central Amsterdam she is at your door forty to sixty minutes after the booking is confirmed.

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The booking in short lines

Amsterdam · outcall
Session
One hour of massage in the room you are already staying in. There is no house to visit.
Rates
Printed on each therapist's own page. Every tax is already inside the figure you are quoted.
Arrival
40 to 60 minutes across the centre, counted from the message that confirms the hour.
Airport
A Schiphol airport hotel is arranged separately, and the length of her trip is agreed first.
Deposit
Half of the agreed total holds the hour. The remaining half is settled when she arrives.
Guests
Twenty-one and over. An ID may be asked for at the door, and it is only looked at.

The message, step by step

  1. You write four lines

    The hotel name or the street, the day, the hour on a 24-hour clock, and how many hours you want.

  2. One reply comes back

    It names one woman, one starting hour and one total in euro. That total does not grow afterwards.

  3. She sets out

    A short line tells you she has set out, and a second line tells you when she is at your floor.

Four words from the reply

What is a deposit?

A deposit is a part of the total, settled before the hour is held for you. It is half of the figure in the reply, and the second half stays open until she is with you.

What is the balance?

The balance is the half that is still open. You give it at the start of the session, in the room, and nothing further is asked for after that.

What is the arrival window?

The arrival window is the span of time she needs to reach you. In the centre it is forty to sixty minutes, and it begins when the hour is confirmed, not when you first write.

May I write in my own language?

Yes. Write in the language you think in, put it through a translation app, and send both versions. Then read the street name and the hour back to us once, so that both are certain.

On the table

Techniques you can name

  1. 01

    Sensual Massage

    60 min90 min2 hours

  2. 02

    Couples Massage

    60 min90 min2 hours3 hours

  3. 03

    Body-to-Body Massage

    60 min90 min2 hours3 hoursovernight

  4. 04

    Tantra Massage

    60 min90 min2 hours3 hoursovernight

  5. 05

    4-Hand Massage

    60 min90 min2 hours3 hoursovernight

  6. 06

    Erotic Oil Massage

    60 min90 min2 hours

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Before the trip

Guides to read first

  1. Amsterdam addresses decoded: gracht, straat, kade, house numbers and floors

    An Amsterdam address looks short, but it carries a lot of information in a few marks. A letter after the number, a Roman numeral, a word such as hs: each one tells her which door to use and how many stairs to climb. This guide reads an address piece by piece, and then shows how to write yours so that it cannot be misread.

  2. Euro figures written two ways: the point, the comma and how to read both

    The same price can carry a comma in one country and a point in the next. A reader who learned the other habit can take a figure in the thousands for a figure with cents, a thousand times too small. This guide explains the two systems, shows the one habit this site keeps, and gives you a quick check that works for any figure you read.

  3. The 24-hour clock and day-month dates: agreeing an hour without confusion

    An hour and a date are the two facts a booking cannot do without, and they are also the two facts that different countries write in different ways. This guide explains the twenty-four hour clock, the day-first date, the night that crosses midnight and the clock change, and it ends with one line that fixes the hour for both sides.

  4. Cash in another currency at the door: what "any major currency" means

    Rates on this site are in euros, but the balance at the door can be paid in cash in another major currency. This guide explains what major means here, how the exact sum in your currency is agreed in writing before she sets out, what to have ready, and why a card or crypto can be the simpler choice.

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